mhhh yummy chemicals

[americasuitehearts]

so i was just having a conversation with my grandpa who is like a huge maga conservative dieting person (its really scary, guys) and he’s complaining about the fact that i used tortillas. the fuck? im cooking dinner at his house and he’s reading over the ingredients being all “oh this had vegetable oil this is awful we have to find a healthy non processed *more random buzzwords* tortillas.” ummm, i kinda don’t care. he’s always soooo worried about dieting and only eating “non processed” shit and then he’ll constantly talk to me about how everything is poison. its good to care about ur health but after a while it just gets annoying. he talks about how everyone should be skinny and makes he fun of fat woman. oof, not good. plz get in a nursing home ;_; but the thing with him constantly preaching having nothing with chemicals (EVERYTHING has chemicals) is that ive ate so much worse than a mcdonalds cheese burger in my life. dude i used to fucking eat sand when i was little and no one batted an eye. do you know how much black nail polish i have accidentally consumed in my life??? i literally don’t care about high fructose cornstarch bro.

-r