I have a 2 hour long bus ride and im bored

[americasuitehearts]

okay, i think it’s clear that I’m kinda weird, but im not WEIRD weird. so, here’s a list of some of the real events that happened at my school with the WEIRD weird type of kids.

i have never:
-randomly groped my friends (grabbing/squeezing/slapping both people’s boobs and asses) without their consent
-been caught jerking off in class by 4 different people
-paid a website for my choir teacher’s personal information
-been a MAGA therian
-been a white boy singing an AWEFUL rendition of bad bunny in front of half the school (lowkey funny as hell)
-been pulled out of class in a wheelchair bcuz i refused to put my head up and do my work
-gotten into a fistfight over a snickers bar

idk what else to put
-r

Comments

[earlysnsetsfrmuggings]

a MAGA therian...? how does this even work??

[americasuitehearts]

she’ll be wearing fox ears and a therian pins one moment, and talking about how woman shouldn’t be allowed to get abortions the next🥀ts pmo

[earlysnsetsfrmuggings]

thats concerning...

[bluelinebones_27]

So we lowkey all had that one kid that was always beating it in class huh 😭

[americasuitehearts]

yes💔😔 i actually hate that gooner he listens to fob and p!atd

[bluelinebones_27]

Some people should be banned from good music